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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

Go Google!

A funny thing I encountered today when downloading Google Earth Pro.

I am a fan of Google, but this just made me laugh!

Just incase you haven’t used it before, the browser I am using is Google’s own Chrome browser. It is actually a cool browser which I’d recommend.


Google FAIL

Google FAIL

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  • Gold Dips, Investors Eye Fed Announcement March 20, 2018
    Gold has posted gains in the Monday session. In North American trade, the spot price for an ounce of gold is $1311.30, down 0.45% on the day. On the release front, there are no US indicators on the schedule. on Wednesday, the US releases Current Account and Existing Home Sales. As well, the Federal Reserve […] The post Gold Dips, Investors Eye Fed Announceme […]
  • Pound Shrugs as CPI Dips March 20, 2018
    The British pound has edged lower in the Tuesday session. In North American trade, GBP/USD is trading at 1.4012, down 0.22% on the day. On the release front, British CPI dropped to 2.7%, down from 3.0% a month earlier. The reading fell shy of the estimate of 2.8%, and marked a 7-month low. There are […] The post Pound Shrugs as CPI Dips appeared first on Act […]
  • AUD Still under Pressure March 20, 2018
    The AUD is again going down against the US dollar after taking a short break. The Aussie was unable to get stabilized even after the RBA meeting minutes were released today. The EUR/USD bounce did not make any substantial difference either. It looks like the sentiment towards the Aussie is hitting its lows, which may […] The post AUD Still under Pressure app […]
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  • RBNZ Meeting: Will the Song Remain the Same? March 20, 2018
    The Reserve Bank of New Zealand (RBNZ) will announce its rate decision on Wednesday at 2000 GMT, and policymakers are widely anticipated to stand pat. Given the lack of major developments recently, the Bank seems unlikely to alter its neutral tone, and the financial community appears to view this meeting as a “non-event”. With very […] The post RBNZ Meeting: […]
  • March FOMC Meeting Will Be Epic, But Will Jerome Powell Revive The US Stock Market? March 20, 2018
    The FOMC gradual rate hiking clearly sustained the stock markets and indices along with stocks which enjoyed a sustained bullish rally. This has been going on since the 2008 Recession. Volatility hit record lows in the 4th quarter of 2017 and this was obviously caused by investors’ complacency and buying euphoria. The buying euphoria was suddenly […] The pos […]
  • Sunset Market Commentary March 20, 2018
    Markets Core bonds lost some ground today with US Treasuries again underperforming German Bunds ahead of tomorrow’s FOMC meeting. Last minute positioning suggests that (US) investors don’t want to be wrong-footed by a potentially more hawkish Fed. Rising oil prices weighed as well. Stock markets stabilize after yesterday’s heavy sell-off, but we don’t find t […]
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  • German DAX 30 Struggles Below 12480; Death Cross Within 50 and 200 SMAs Created March 20, 2018
    German DAX 30 has been moving below the 12480 strong resistance level after the strong sell-off at the end of the previous month. The critical death cross between the 50 and 200 medium-term simple moving averages (SMAs) indicating significant selling interest. Looking at the daily timeframe, the RSI indicator holds below the 50 level and […] The post German […]
  • Japanese Yen Dips as US Dollar Posts Broad Gains March 20, 2018
    The Japanese yen is lower in Monday trade. In the North American session, USD/JPY is trading at 106.44, up 0.32% on the day. It’s very quiet on the release front, with no US events. In Japan, banks and stock markets are closed for Vernal Equinox Day. On Wednesday, the US releases Current Account and Existing […] The post Japanese Yen Dips as US Dollar Posts […]
  • GBP/USD Mid-Day Outlook March 20, 2018
    Daily Pivots: (S1) 1.3927; (P) 1.4008; (R1) 1.4103; More…. GBP/USD’s retreat suggests temporary topping at 1.4087. Intraday bias is turned neutral first. Another rise is expected as long as 1.3888 minor support holds. Correction from 1.4345 could have completed at 1.3711 already. Above 1.4087 will target 1.4144 resistance first. Firm break there should confi […]
  • USD/CHF Mid-Day Outlook March 20, 2018
    Daily Pivots: (S1) 0.9486; (P) 0.9518; (R1) 0.9543; More… USD/CHF’s rise resumed after brief retreat. Intraday bias is back on the upside. Rebound from 0.9186 is targeting 0.9626 fibonacci level. Considering bearish divergence condition in 4 hour MACD, we’d be cautious on strong resistance from 0.9626 to limit upside. Nonetheless, sustained break of 0.9626 w […]